Probably the stupidest play of the soccer season so far, repeated in the time frame of two minutes by Hetha Berlin’s substitute goalkeeper, Sascha Burchet, who came in for Timo Ochs during Hertha’s game with Hamburg on Sunday. Berlin led 1-0 after 9 minutes, but by the time Burchet finished his ingenious double move, it was 3-1 for Hamburg. Two thumbs down for the worst player of the week.