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Liverpool FC – The Jesus Effect
I’m not sure if god is a Liverpool supporter. But it turns out there’s someone dressing up as Jesus showing up at Anfield over the last couple of months, and the team has been undefeated in the Premier League since he made his appearance.
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Chelsea FC – Jose Mourinho Trying to Whine His Way to the Title
As expected, Chelsea losing points against Burnley results in Jose Mourinho going on the offensive against referees and trying to make it seem like there is some villainous campaign against poor little Chelsea, hoping to deprive them of their upcoming Premier League title. Mourinho isn’t fooling everyone – he’s lying because that’s his way of handling a football season. We all know he is. And it still annoys us. Which makes him the winner.
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Bayern Munich vs Hamburg – Bundesliga Becoming More of a Joke
With an 8-0 win over Hamburg, Bayern Munich are once demonstrating their absolute dominance over the rest of the German Bundesliga, and that one loss to the so-called contenders isn’t really changing the balance of the league.
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Liverpool Derby a Disappointing Last One for Steven Gerrard
Nothing actually happened in the derby. Jordon Ibe had his moments and showed promise on the right wing of Brendan Rodgers’ 3-4-3. Liverpool have a lot of players that their best days are ahead of them, but some of those that are in a different stage of their careers might be dragging them down.
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Cristiano Ronaldo Plays Terribly, Insults a Reporter, Finishes Day With Birthday Party
Some days start out badly but end up being pretty good. Cristiano Ronaldo began it by getting crushed in the derby against Atletico Madrid while putting on his worst performance of the season. It followed by getting quite angry at a reporter, but finished it celebrating his 30th birthday.
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Manchester City Giving the Title Away to Chelsea
Just when we thought this Premier League season was going to get interesting, Manchester City find another way to give Chelsea a chance to extend their lead on top of the Premier League table to seven points, making it now almost impossible to catch up.
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Juventus vs Milan – Goals & Highlights
Nothing changes in the Serie A, as Juventus pull off another impressive win in a big match, this time 3-1 over AC Milan to take another step towards a fourth consecutive league title while the Rossoneri remain in the middle of the table, going nowhere despite all of the changes they’ve been making over the years.
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Atletico Madrid vs Real Madrid – Goals & Highlights
It wasn’t just a win or a derby victory: It was the biggest moment for Atletico Madrid in their historic rivalry with Real Madrid in a very long time, beating them 4-0 to open up the title race and make it a three-team thing again in probably the most one-sided defeat in the Cristiano Ronaldo era.
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Tottenham vs Arsenal – Goals & Highlights
In another fantastic North London derby, Harry Kane was once again the hero for Tottenham, scoring twice to complete a Spurs comeback in the second half after Mesut Ozil opened the scoring for Arsenal.
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Real Madrid – Cristiano Ronaldo Needs to Thank Alejandro Hernández
For punching one player and hitting before kicking another, Cristiano Ronaldo is suspended for only two matches, as the report from referee Alejandro Hernandez failed to specify the violent conduct, instead simply writing down he sent off the Real Madrid star.