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  • 4 Best Memes of the Houston Astros Pathetic Cheating Scandal Apology

    4 Best Memes of the Houston Astros Pathetic Cheating Scandal Apology

    When you apologize for something you don’t feel sorry for, it often comes out feeling half-assed to everyone involved. That’s what the Houston Astros press conference regarding the sign-stealing scandal an subsequent punishment felt like. Owner Jim Crane, in a statement filled with contradictions, summed it up perfectly: In our opinion it (IT!!!!) didn’t impact […]

  • Houston Astros – Can’t Get Any Worst

    The Houston Astros won’t go down as the worst team in MLB history, already beating four teams on that notorious list with a record of 39-82 deep into August. But while it isn’t exactly surprising that they’re the worst in the league, no one expected it to be this bad, despite all the changes made since Jim Crane took over.

  • The Most Expensive Team Purchases in History

    Magic Johnson is no longer the most recogniazable Laker on the planet. Kobe Bryant is, so Magic felt he needs to expand into other sports, heading a group, mostly by name and face probably, taking the Los Angeles Dodgers out of the hands of Frank McCourt, for $2 Billion.