Every week I’m in love with another girl. I mean I’m always like that with my girlfriend, god bless her, but you know what I mean, every week there’s a new fantasy girl floating around the horny cells in my brain. Luckily, I can share this with you guys here. This week, the lovely girl from down under (Australia if you didn’t get it) who models for Victoria’s Secret and has Orlando Bloom for a husband – The lovely Miranda Kerr.
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